Well, folks, you did it.

You wiped us out faster than we could say “emotional intelligence merch.” Every last hoodie, tee, and unapologetic piece of emotional chaos has been snatched up, leaving our warehouse emptier than your ex’s promises.

But don’t worry, we’re not ghosting you. We’re gearing up to drop a brand-new collection in 30 days, and it’s going to be bigger, bolder, and just as brutally honest as you are.

Subscribers, this one’s for you: You’ll get early access to the new collection AND an exclusive 15% off because, well, you’re clearly the MVPs of this chaotic journey.

Make sure you’re signed up to our email list or following us on social to secure your spot in the VIP lane (and avoid crying in the corner when we sell out again).

Thank you for your incredible support - our next collection will blow your mind and maybe your paycheck. See you soon! 🚩